The Bar Is Open. I Am Not Shirt – Funny Graphic Tee
£24.99
“The Bar Is Open. I Am Not”, printed for people who prefer the shirt to open the conversation.
Every tee we print is a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex crew neck, so these measurements apply to the whole shop.
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the chest one inch below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder. Allow up to an inch of variation between production runs.
The fit is a standard retail fit. If you prefer a looser fit, or you are between two sizes, size up.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve length from centre back (in) |
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.6 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17.4 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.6 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 20.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 21.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 22.4 |
Funny sarcastic shirt, printed for one specific joke: “The Bar Is Open. I Am Not”.
“The Bar Is Open. I Am Not”, printed for people who prefer the shirt to open the conversation. One idea, executed properly, with no filler around it.
About this funny sarcastic shirt
It is drawn to work on a t-shirt first — heavy enough to read at a distance, clean enough to survive a wash and still look deliberate.
A safe gift for the friend who is known for exactly this attitude.
More like this in Sarcastic & Snarky, or browse every funny t-shirt in the shop.
Made to order in the USA on a soft unisex jersey tee. Ringspun cotton with a retail fit and side seams. Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and check the size chart before ordering.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Cardinal, Dark Grey Heather, Maroon, Red, True Royal |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, L, M, S, XL |

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