Cookies Left. Standards Lowered Shirt – Funny Christmas Tee
£24.99
Christmas artwork built around one honest sentence: “Cookies Left. Standards Lowered”.
Every tee we print is a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex crew neck, so these measurements apply to the whole shop.
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the chest one inch below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder. Allow up to an inch of variation between production runs.
The fit is a standard retail fit. If you prefer a looser fit, or you are between two sizes, size up.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve length from centre back (in) |
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.6 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17.4 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.6 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 20.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 21.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 22.4 |
This is the funny christmas shirt for people who would rather the shirt spoke first: “Cookies Left. Standards Lowered”.
Christmas artwork built around one honest sentence: “Cookies Left. Standards Lowered”. Made for this phrase alone, which is why it does not look generic.
What makes this funny christmas shirt work
The design was made for this sentence alone, which is why it does not look like the same template every other shop is printing.
Good for the office party, the family dinner, or wrapping duty at midnight.
More like this in Christmas, or browse every funny t-shirt in the shop.
Printed to order on a soft unisex jersey tee in a US facility. Ringspun cotton, side-seamed, with a retail fit. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low. Check the size chart before ordering, as garment sizing varies by brand.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Ash, Gold, Mint, Mustard, Sand Dune |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, L, M, S, XL |

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