Christmas

Not one Christmas design here is earnest. Shirts for the person assembling toys at 1am, the one who bought the matching pyjamas without asking, and the one whose whole December personality is a one-liner.
Sarcastic Santa, gift-wrapping grievances, cocoa, tinsel, sleigh puns and the family gathering that needs no exaggeration. If you want a shirt that says something rather than just being red, this is the section.
Printed to order on a soft unisex jersey tee in the USA. Order by the first week of December to be safe.