New Year, Same Aggressively Average Me Shirt – Funny Graphic Tee
£24.99
A sarcastic tee that says “New Year, Same Aggressively Average Me” so you do not have to.
Every tee we print is a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex crew neck, so these measurements apply to the whole shop.
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the chest one inch below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder. Allow up to an inch of variation between production runs.
The fit is a standard retail fit. If you prefer a looser fit, or you are between two sizes, size up.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve length from centre back (in) |
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.6 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17.4 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.6 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 20.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 21.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 22.4 |
A funny sarcastic shirt with one job — “New Year, Same Aggressively Average Me” — and it does it.
A sarcastic tee that says “New Year, Same Aggressively Average Me” so you do not have to. Original artwork, drawn here rather than pulled from a stock pack.
Why this funny sarcastic shirt gets worn
It is drawn to work on a t-shirt first — heavy enough to read at a distance, clean enough to survive a wash and still look deliberate.
Suits an office, a group chat photo and a long weekend.
More like this in Sarcastic & Snarky, or browse every funny t-shirt in the shop.
Printed to order on a soft unisex jersey tee in a US facility. Ringspun cotton, side-seamed, with a retail fit. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low. Check the size chart before ordering, as garment sizing varies by brand.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Asphalt, Berry, Black, Maroon, Red, Rust, True Royal |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, L, M, S, XL |

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