Nutcracker Uniform, Civilian Attitude Shirt – Funny Christmas Tee
£24.99
“Nutcracker Uniform, Civilian Attitude” — the line you have been thinking since the decorations went up.
Every tee we print is a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex crew neck, so these measurements apply to the whole shop.
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the chest one inch below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder. Allow up to an inch of variation between production runs.
The fit is a standard retail fit. If you prefer a looser fit, or you are between two sizes, size up.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve length from centre back (in) |
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.6 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17.4 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.6 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 20.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 21.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 22.4 |
“Nutcracker Uniform, Civilian Attitude”: a funny christmas shirt drawn for this line and nothing else.
“Nutcracker Uniform, Civilian Attitude” — the line you have been thinking since the decorations went up. Made for this phrase alone, which is why it does not look generic.
Why this funny christmas shirt gets worn
The lettering is built to be read across a room, not squinted at in a photograph. One idea, drawn for the phrase, with nothing decorative added to fill the space.
Suits Christmas mornings, secret santa and the drive to someone else’s house.
More like this in Christmas, or browse every funny t-shirt in the shop.
Made to order in the USA on a soft unisex jersey tee. Ringspun cotton with a retail fit and side seams. Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and check the size chart before ordering.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Cardinal, Dark Grey Heather, Deep Teal, Maroon, Team Purple, True Royal |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, L, M, S, XL |

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