Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present Shirt
£24.99
“Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present” in clean type, drawn for the phrase and nothing else.
Every tee we print is a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex crew neck, so these measurements apply to the whole shop.
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the chest one inch below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder. Allow up to an inch of variation between production runs.
The fit is a standard retail fit. If you prefer a looser fit, or you are between two sizes, size up.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve length from centre back (in) |
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.6 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17.4 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.6 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 20.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 21.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 22.4 |
Funny sarcastic shirt for anyone who has earned it: “Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present”.
“Emotionally Unavailable Physically Present” in clean type, drawn for the phrase and nothing else. The joke does the work; the layout stays out of its way.
The idea behind this funny sarcastic shirt
The design was made for this sentence alone, which is why it does not look like the same template every other shop is printing.
Wears well on the days when explaining yourself feels like too much.
More like this in Sarcastic & Snarky, or browse every funny t-shirt in the shop.
Each shirt is printed to order in a US facility on a soft unisex jersey tee. Ringspun cotton, retail fit, side-seamed. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and check the size chart first.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Cardinal, Dark Grey Heather, Maroon, Red, True Royal |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, L, M, S, XL |
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