Vulture Patient And Employed Shirt – Funny Work Humor Tee
£24.99
“Vulture Patient And Employed”, for staff rooms, site vans and the end of a long rotation.
Every tee we print is a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex crew neck, so these measurements apply to the whole shop.
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the chest one inch below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder. Allow up to an inch of variation between production runs.
The fit is a standard retail fit. If you prefer a looser fit, or you are between two sizes, size up.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve length from centre back (in) |
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.6 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17.4 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.6 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 20.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 21.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 22.4 |
Funny work shirt, printed for one specific joke: “Vulture Patient And Employed”.
“Vulture Patient And Employed”, for staff rooms, site vans and the end of a long rotation. Made for this phrase alone, which is why it does not look generic.
Why this funny work shirt gets worn
The lettering is built to be read across a room, not squinted at in a photograph. One idea, drawn for the phrase, with nothing decorative added to fill the space.
Wears well on a shift, at a leaving do and on a day off.
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Printed to order on a soft unisex jersey tee in a US facility. Ringspun cotton, side-seamed, with a retail fit. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low. Check the size chart before ordering, as garment sizing varies by brand.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Cardinal, Dark Grey Heather, Maroon, Military Green, True Royal |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, L, M, S, XL |

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