Certified Pre-Owned Human Shirt - Funny Birthday Gift Tee in Black

Certified Pre-Owned Human Shirt - Funny Birthday Gift Tee in Cardinal

Certified Pre-Owned Human Shirt – Funny Birthday Gift Tee

£24.99

“Certified Pre-Owned Human”, for a birthday that deserves comment rather than cake.

Unisex T-Shirt Size Guide

Every tee we print is a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex crew neck, so these measurements apply to the whole shop.

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the chest one inch below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder. Allow up to an inch of variation between production runs.

The fit is a standard retail fit. If you prefer a looser fit, or you are between two sizes, size up.

Size	Chest width (in)	Body length (in)	Sleeve length from centre back (in)
S	18	28	15.6
M	20	29	17.4
L	22	30	18.5
XL	24	31	19.6
2XL	26	32	20.5
3XL	28	33	21.5
4XL	30	34	22.4

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Categories: Sarcastic & Snarky, Birthdays Tags: birthday shirt, birthdays, funny birthday shirt, graphic tee, sarcastic & snarky, unisex t shirt

Description

Funny birthday shirt, printed for one specific joke: “Certified Pre-Owned Human”.

“Certified Pre-Owned Human”, for a birthday that deserves comment rather than cake. One idea, executed properly, with no filler around it.

What makes this funny birthday shirt work

It is drawn to work on a t-shirt first — heavy enough to read at a distance, clean enough to survive a wash and still look deliberate.

Suits thirtieths, fortieths and every decade nobody asked for.

More like this in Birthdays, or browse every funny t-shirt in the shop.

Printed to order on a soft unisex jersey tee in a US facility. Ringspun cotton, side-seamed, with a retail fit. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low. Check the size chart before ordering, as garment sizing varies by brand.

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