Do Not Operate Before 9 AM Shirt – Funny Coffee Morning Tee
£24.99
A coffee tee that says “Do Not Operate Before 9 AM” before the first cup has landed.
Every tee we print is a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex crew neck, so these measurements apply to the whole shop.
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in inches. Chest width is measured across the chest one inch below the armhole; body length from the highest point of the shoulder. Allow up to an inch of variation between production runs.
The fit is a standard retail fit. If you prefer a looser fit, or you are between two sizes, size up.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve length from centre back (in) |
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.6 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17.4 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 19.6 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 20.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 21.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 22.4 |
A funny coffee shirt with one job — “Do Not Operate Before 9 AM” — and it does it.
A coffee tee that says “Do Not Operate Before 9 AM” before the first cup has landed. The joke does the work; the layout stays out of its way.
About this funny coffee shirt
The lettering is built to be read across a room, not squinted at in a photograph. One idea, drawn for the phrase, with nothing decorative added to fill the space.
Suits coffee runs, night shifts and Monday mornings.
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Made to order in the USA on a soft unisex jersey tee. Ringspun cotton with a retail fit and side seams. Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and check the size chart before ordering.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Cardinal, Dark Grey Heather, Maroon, Military Green, True Royal |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, L, M, S, XL |

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